Office Hours - Thursday 7/15

[carpe_demon]

Drake had been having troubling dreams, like most of the island.

Except his didn't revolve around dead people. Last night he'd dreamed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had invited him over...to babysit their vast brood of children. Not that he didn't mind the kids, but he thought it was going to be a dirty dream until they'd left on a date.

Sigh, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*riiiiiiiing*

Speaking of brides.

... no, not really.

[carpe_demon]

"Monocle smile!" Drake said, answering the phone.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"... you are the most random person I know," Parker told him, foregoing identifying herself, as usual. "Which is saying something. Guess where I am."

[carpe_demon]

"On a boat!" Drake said. "With the man your man could smell like?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker laughed so hard she almost fell off said boat.

"Insane. You're insane. Also, yes. And thank you for that. You dork."

[carpe_demon]

"He's lucky I didn't put a bow on him," Drake grinned. "So where are you?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Fandom harbor. We just came in to our berth half an hour ago." Parker grinned in the direction of the castle. "Just felt this huge urge to come visit, you know?"

[carpe_demon]

"You know the third person in a threesome is supposed to be a stranger, right?" Drake said, Quite Seriously.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker had to stop and imagine all that Pretty. Le Sigh.

"God, I wish Jarod were even vaguely bisexual."

[carpe_demon]

"Give me an hour alone with him and he will be," Drake sing-songed.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker cackled and shook her head. "I may let you test that theory, but I'd still lay odds he wouldn't be up for it. Way too possessive." She sobered a little and said, "I owe you big, though. You have time for dinner and dancing and possibly being pampered, if not seduced?"

[carpe_demon]

"Hey, the Colethazor learned to share, which means anyone can," Drake said. "But anyway, sure! I'm all yours."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Perfect. I'll call you when I have a suite at the Arms," Parker promised. "Jarod says he wants to say thanks too... and if it involves threats, don't take it personally."

[carpe_demon]

Drake waved his hand dismissively at the phone. "I can handle it," he said. "Besides, I like to live dangerously."